{"id":6374,"date":"2025-09-24T20:01:20","date_gmt":"2025-09-25T00:01:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/fantasyactionfigures.com\/?p=6374"},"modified":"2026-06-22T13:48:35","modified_gmt":"2026-06-22T17:48:35","slug":"cold-slither-gi-joe-classified-review","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fantasyactionfigures.com\/en_au\/cold-slither-gi-joe-classified-review","title":{"rendered":"Cold Slither G.I. Joe Classified Review: Dreadnok Rock &#038; Roll"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t<div data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"6374\" class=\"elementor elementor-6374\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-37703268 e-flex e-con-boxed e-con e-parent\" data-id=\"37703268\" data-element_type=\"container\" data-e-type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-con-inner\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-494de6cd elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"494de6cd\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<h1 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">Cold Slither G.I. Joe Classified Review: Dreadnok Rock &amp; Roll<\/h1>\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-4b32b96 e-flex e-con-boxed e-con e-parent\" data-id=\"4b32b96\" data-element_type=\"container\" data-e-type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-con-inner\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-4672ef3 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"4672ef3\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p>The G.I. Joe Classified Series has a reputation for blending gritty realism with the over-the-top camp of the <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/G.I._Joe:_A_Real_American_Hero_(1983_TV_series)\"><strong>1980s cartoon<\/strong><\/a>. Perhaps no release captures this intersection better than the Cold Slither three-pack. While internet rumors and early &#8220;leaks&#8221; suggested a massive set including a tour bus and pyrotechnics, the actual retail release is a focused, high-quality character set that pays homage to one of the most infamous episodes in G.I. Joe history.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-6050d67 e-flex e-con-boxed e-con e-parent\" data-id=\"6050d67\" data-element_type=\"container\" data-e-type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-con-inner\">\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-d577e22 e-con-full e-flex e-con e-child\" data-id=\"d577e22\" data-element_type=\"container\" data-e-type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-df01b87 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"df01b87\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<h3 data-path-to-node=\"2\">The Lore: Rock and Roll Mind Control<\/h3><p data-path-to-node=\"4\"><span class=\"citation-5 citation-end-5\">The &#8220;Cold Slither&#8221; episode (<a href=\"https:\/\/gijoe.miraheze.org\/wiki\/Cold_Slither_(episode)\"><strong>Season 1, Episode 51<\/strong><\/a>) first aired in 1985 and has since become the gold standard for G.I.<\/span> Joe &#8220;camp.&#8221; It\u2019s a bizarre, high-energy story that perfectly encapsulates the shift from military drama to the colorful, eccentric sci-fi that defined the Sunbow era.<\/p><h2 data-path-to-node=\"3\">The Plot: Cobra\u2019s Financial Crisis<\/h2><p data-path-to-node=\"4\"><span class=\"citation-4\">The episode begins with an unusual premise: <\/span><b data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"44\"><span class=\"citation-4 citation-end-4\">Cobra is broke.<\/span><\/b> After countless failed attempts at world domination and the destruction of expensive weather machines and laser fortresses, Cobra Commander is facing a massive budget deficit. Even the Baroness is frustrated by the lack of resources.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-3179469 e-con-full e-flex e-con e-child\" data-id=\"3179469\" data-element_type=\"container\" data-e-type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-41cf383 elementor-widget elementor-widget-image\" data-id=\"41cf383\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"image.default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<figure class=\"wp-caption\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"768\" height=\"575\" src=\"https:\/\/fantasyactionfigures.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/9BE63084-09A9-4B85-B613-471058544605-768x575.png\" class=\"attachment-medium_large size-medium_large wp-image-6392\" alt=\"Cold Slither live in a stadium full of people with bright lights.\" srcset=\"https:\/\/fantasyactionfigures.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/9BE63084-09A9-4B85-B613-471058544605-300x225.png 300w, https:\/\/fantasyactionfigures.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/9BE63084-09A9-4B85-B613-471058544605-768x575.png 768w, https:\/\/fantasyactionfigures.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/9BE63084-09A9-4B85-B613-471058544605.png 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 768px) 100vw, 768px\" \/>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<figcaption class=\"widget-image-caption wp-caption-text\">Five dollars an hour, baby!<\/figcaption>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/figure>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-0a26026 e-flex e-con-boxed e-con e-parent\" data-id=\"0a26026\" data-element_type=\"container\" data-e-type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-con-inner\">\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-a97ad94 e-con-full e-flex e-con e-child\" data-id=\"a97ad94\" data-element_type=\"container\" data-e-type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-0e1f842 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"0e1f842\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p data-path-to-node=\"5\">Desperate for cash, Cobra Commander tasks <a href=\"https:\/\/fantasyactionfigures.com\/the-ultimate-identity-theft-how-zartan-and-ripcord-shattered-g-i-joe-security\"><strong>Zartan<\/strong><\/a> and his Dreadnoks with a new, low-budget mission: use subliminal messaging to brainwash the public and extort money from the masses.<\/p><h3 data-path-to-node=\"6\">The Transformation<\/h3><p data-path-to-node=\"7\">Zartan and the Dreadnoks (Ripper, Torch, and Buzzer) ditch their swamp-skiffs and motorcycles. <span class=\"citation-3\">They adopt a heavy metal\/glam-rock aesthetic and form the band <\/span><span class=\"citation-3\">Cold Slither<\/span><span class=\"citation-3 citation-end-3\">.<\/span> Using a high-tech &#8220;subliminal ultrasonic transmitter&#8221; hidden within their stage amplifiers, they produce music that contains hypnotic commands.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-c1e32b4 e-con-full e-flex e-con e-child\" data-id=\"c1e32b4\" data-element_type=\"container\" data-e-type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-46dcd18 elementor-widget elementor-widget-video\" data-id=\"46dcd18\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-settings=\"{&quot;youtube_url&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/www.youtube.com\\\/watch?v=NGBpP2B83E8&quot;,&quot;video_type&quot;:&quot;youtube&quot;,&quot;controls&quot;:&quot;yes&quot;}\" data-widget_type=\"video.default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-wrapper elementor-open-inline\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-video\"><\/div>\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-b9de660 e-flex e-con-boxed e-con e-parent\" data-id=\"b9de660\" data-element_type=\"container\" data-e-type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-con-inner\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-3d71d12 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"3d71d12\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p data-path-to-node=\"8\">The catchy (and legitimately well-produced) title track, &#8220;Cold Slither,&#8221; becomes an overnight sensation. The lyrics\u2014<i data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"116\">&#8220;We&#8217;re Cold Slither, you&#8217;ll join us soon!&#8221;<\/i>\u2014aren&#8217;t just a chorus; they are a literal directive to the listeners.<\/p><h2 data-path-to-node=\"10\">The Concert Chaos<\/h2><p data-path-to-node=\"11\">The band embarks on a massive tour, selling out stadiums. As the music plays, the youth of America fall under a trance. The effect is twofold:<\/p><ol start=\"1\" data-path-to-node=\"12\"><li><p data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\"><b data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\">Direct Revenue:<\/b> Cobra makes a fortune on ticket sales and merchandise.<\/p><\/li><li><p data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\"><b data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\">Mind Control:<\/b> The brainwashed fans become a mindless army ready to follow Cobra\u2019s orders.<\/p><\/li><\/ol><h3 data-path-to-node=\"13\">The Joe Team&#8217;s Response<\/h3><p data-path-to-node=\"14\">The G.I. Joe team realizes something is wrong when they notice the erratic, zombie-like behavior of the concert-goers. To investigate, they deploy a team to infiltrate the show.<\/p><ul data-path-to-node=\"15\"><li><p data-path-to-node=\"15,0,0\"><a href=\"https:\/\/fantasyactionfigures.com\/g-i-joe-classifeid-footloose-156-review\"><b data-path-to-node=\"15,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\">Footloose<\/b><\/a>, the infantryman with a background in &#8220;New Age&#8221; philosophy, is one of the primary observers. His calm nature allows him to recognize the mental disruption happening in the crowd.<\/p><\/li><li><p data-path-to-node=\"15,1,0\"><b data-path-to-node=\"15,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\">Shipwreck<\/b> and <b data-path-to-node=\"15,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"14\">Snake Eyes<\/b> also play key roles in the infiltration. Shipwreck, in particular, finds the music as obnoxious as the plot itself.<\/p><\/li><\/ul><p data-path-to-node=\"16\">The Joes discover that the music is masking a high-frequency signal. To break the spell, they have to physically destroy the transmission equipment on stage.<\/p><h2 data-path-to-node=\"18\">The Climax: A Battle of the Bands<\/h2><p data-path-to-node=\"19\">The Joes eventually storm the stage. In typical 80s fashion, the &#8220;battle&#8221; isn&#8217;t just a firefight; it&#8217;s a spectacle. The Dreadnoks defend their equipment with a mix of instruments and weaponry.<\/p><p data-path-to-node=\"20\">Ultimately, the Joes succeed in destroying the primary amplifier. Once the subliminal signal stops, the crowd wakes up from the trance, and the &#8220;fans&#8221; quickly turn on the band. The Dreadnoks and Cobra are forced to flee into the night, once again leaving Cobra Commander with an empty treasury and a bruised ego.<\/p><h2 data-path-to-node=\"22\">Why the Episode is Iconic<\/h2><ul data-path-to-node=\"23\"><li><p data-path-to-node=\"23,0,0\"><b data-path-to-node=\"23,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\">The Song:<\/b> &#8220;Cold Slither&#8221; is an unironically catchy piece of 80s hard rock. It was voiced by the actual voice actors (including <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Maurice_LaMarche\"><b data-path-to-node=\"23,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"127\">Maurice LaMarche<\/b><\/a> as Destro and <a href=\"https:\/\/zackhoffman.com\/\"><b data-path-to-node=\"23,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"158\">Zack Hoffman<\/b><\/a> as Zartan).<\/p><\/li><li><p data-path-to-node=\"23,1,0\"><b data-path-to-node=\"23,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\">Character Development:<\/b> It showcased the Dreadnoks not just as thugs, but as versatile (if reluctant) performers.<\/p><\/li><li><p data-path-to-node=\"23,2,0\"><b data-path-to-node=\"23,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\">The Satire:<\/b> The episode was a subtle jab at the &#8220;satanic panic&#8221; of the 1980s, where rock music was frequently accused of containing hidden subliminal messages.<\/p><\/li><\/ul><h3 data-path-to-node=\"25\">Key Trivia for the Collector<\/h3><ul data-path-to-node=\"26\"><li><p data-path-to-node=\"26,0,0\"><b data-path-to-node=\"26,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\">The Name:<\/b> &#8220;Cold Slither&#8221; is a play on words, as the band name sounds like a traditional rock band while being a literal description of a snake (Cobra).<\/p><\/li><li><p data-path-to-node=\"26,1,0\"><b data-path-to-node=\"26,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\">The Missing Link:<\/b> Fans often wonder why Monkeywrench is shown on some of the artwork for the modern figure sets\u2014in the actual cartoon, he hadn&#8217;t debuted yet, making the core band a quartet of Zartan, Ripper, Buzzer, and Torch.<\/p><\/li><\/ul>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-d4af924 e-flex e-con-boxed e-con e-parent\" data-id=\"d4af924\" data-element_type=\"container\" data-e-type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-con-inner\">\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-52596b3 e-con-full e-flex e-con e-child\" data-id=\"52596b3\" data-element_type=\"container\" data-e-type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-ca85c3f elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"ca85c3f\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p data-path-to-node=\"0\">Here are the lyrics to the infamous Cobra earworm. In the episode, these lyrics weren&#8217;t just for show\u2014they were the delivery system for Zartan\u2019s subliminal mind-control signal.<\/p><h3 data-path-to-node=\"1\">&#8220;Cold Slither&#8221; \u2013 The Official Lyrics<\/h3><blockquote><p data-path-to-node=\"2\"><b data-path-to-node=\"2\" data-index-in-node=\"0\">(Verse 1)<\/b> With a vertical climb and a horizontal skin You better look out &#8217;cause we&#8217;re gonna win! We\u2019re the guys with the rock that\u2019ll make you roll We\u2019re gonna take&#8230; total control!<\/p><p data-path-to-node=\"3\"><b data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"0\">(Chorus)<\/b> <b data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"9\">Cold Slither!<\/b> We\u2019re the guys who\u2019ll make you shiver! <b data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"62\">Cold Slither!<\/b> We\u2019re the ones who will deliver! We\u2019re Cold Slither&#8230; And you\u2019ll join us soon!<\/p><p data-path-to-node=\"4\"><b data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"0\">(Verse 2)<\/b> You\u2019re under our spell, you\u2019re under our power You\u2019re gonna be ours&#8230; by the hour! There\u2019s no use hiding, there\u2019s no use to run Cobra\u2019s arrived&#8230; and we\u2019ve already won!<\/p><p data-path-to-node=\"5\"><b data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"0\">(Chorus)<\/b> <b data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"9\">Cold Slither!<\/b> We\u2019re the guys who\u2019ll make you shiver! <b data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"62\">Cold Slither!<\/b> We\u2019re the ones who will deliver!<\/p><\/blockquote>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-136495c e-con-full e-flex e-con e-child\" data-id=\"136495c\" data-element_type=\"container\" data-e-type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-f0ec823 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"f0ec823\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<h3 data-path-to-node=\"7\">Why the Lyrics Matter for the Classified Set<\/h3><p data-path-to-node=\"8\">Including these lyrics in your review adds a great layer of authenticity, especially when discussing the <b data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"105\">Buzzer<\/b> and <b data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"116\">Zartan<\/b> figures. In the episode, Zartan sings with a distinctive, rasping snarl that became legendary among fans.<\/p><h3 data-path-to-node=\"9\">Fun Facts for your Article:<\/h3><ul data-path-to-node=\"10\"><li><p data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\"><b data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\">The Voice Talents:<\/b> The song was actually performed by the show&#8217;s voice cast. Zack Hoffman (Zartan) provided the lead vocals, while the background &#8220;Cobra!&#8221; chants were voiced by the same actors who played the Dreadnoks.<\/p><\/li><li><p data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\"><b data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\">The &#8220;Brainwash&#8221; Gimmick:<\/b> In the cartoon, the lyrics were secondary to the <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Ultrasound\"><b data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"74\">ultrasonic frequency<\/b><\/a> hidden in the bass line. That\u2019s why the Classified Ripper and Zartan figures come with such detailed bass and guitar accessories\u2014they were the &#8220;weapons&#8221; of the episode.<\/p><\/li><li><p data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\"><b data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\">Cultural Satire:<\/b> The song is a pitch-perfect parody of 1980s hair metal, blending the rebellion of the Dreadnoks with the corporate evil of Cobra.<\/p><\/li><\/ul>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-02c49a5 e-flex e-con-boxed e-con e-parent\" data-id=\"02c49a5\" data-element_type=\"container\" data-e-type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-con-inner\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-2b3cafb elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"2b3cafb\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<h2 data-path-to-node=\"6\">The G.I. Joe Classified 4-Pack: Breakdown<\/h2><p data-path-to-node=\"7\">The Classified Series #163 release is a masterclass in personality and nostalgia. This set was originally released as a 2025 San Diego Comic-Con (SDCC) exclusive before moving to Hasbro Pulse. It includes the four founding members of the band, each featuring &#8220;glam-rock&#8221; stage attire and a wiry, stage-ready physique.<\/p><h4 data-path-to-node=\"8\"><b data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"0\">The Figures<\/b><\/h4><p data-path-to-node=\"9\">The set includes all four members as they appeared in the &#8220;Band of Vipers&#8221; tour:<\/p><ul data-path-to-node=\"10\"><li><p data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\"><b data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\">Zartan (Lead Singer\/Bass):<\/b> The brooding frontman comes with a deco inspired by his stage appearance. He features a chameleon-like expression and a &#8220;Lizard King&#8221; vibe, complete with his signature hood and makeup.<\/p><\/li><li><p data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\"><b data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\">Ripper (Guitar\/Keyboards):<\/b> Described as the &#8221; Tasmanian comedian&#8221; of the group, Ripper trades his jackhammer for a guitar. His design features blue scarf accents and rock-star boots.<\/p><\/li><li><p data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\"><b data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\">Buzzer (Drums):<\/b> A standout in this set, Buzzer acts as the band&#8217;s drummer. He features removable sunglasses, a neckerchief, and an over-the-top stage presence.<\/p><\/li><li><p data-path-to-node=\"10,3,0\"><b data-path-to-node=\"10,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\">Torch (Guitar\/Keyboards):<\/b> The Australian &#8220;dreamboat&#8221; and versatile musician of the group. His stage gear features flame motifs and steamy glasses, capturing his fiery passion for &#8220;deconstructionist art.&#8221;<\/p><\/li><\/ul><h4 data-path-to-node=\"11\"><b data-path-to-node=\"11\" data-index-in-node=\"0\">The Accessories: 29 Pieces of Stage Gear<\/b><\/h4><p data-path-to-node=\"12\">One of the most impressive aspects of the set is the sheer volume of musical equipment. Unlike standard releases that focus on weaponry, this set includes:<\/p><ol start=\"1\" data-path-to-node=\"13\"><li><p data-path-to-node=\"13,0,0\"><b data-path-to-node=\"13,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\">Instruments:<\/b> A highly detailed guitar, bass, and keytar.<\/p><\/li><li><p data-path-to-node=\"13,1,0\"><b data-path-to-node=\"13,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\">The Drum Kit:<\/b> A full 6-inch scale drum set including a bass drum with kick pedal, floor tom, hi-tom, mid-tom, snare drum, hi-hat with pedal, cymbals with stands, a stool, and two drumsticks.<\/p><\/li><li><p data-path-to-node=\"13,2,0\"><b data-path-to-node=\"13,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\">Performance Gear:<\/b> 5 instrument straps for natural posing and microphones with stands.<\/p><\/li><\/ol>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-2bbcb38 e-flex e-con-boxed e-con e-parent\" data-id=\"2bbcb38\" data-element_type=\"container\" data-e-type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-con-inner\">\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-f9cfd40 e-con-full e-flex e-con e-child\" data-id=\"f9cfd40\" data-element_type=\"container\" data-e-type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-493d6ec0 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"493d6ec0\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<h2 dir=\"ltr\" data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\">Welcome to the Viper Pit<\/h2><p dir=\"ltr\">Buckle up, collectors, because the G.I. Joe Classified Series #163, <em>Dreadnoks Cold Slither: Band of Vipers Tour Commemorative Action Figure Set<\/em>, is about to take you on a wild ride through the muck of nostalgia and plastic pandemonium. This isn&#8217;t just another toy set; it&#8217;s a love letter to the chaotic, grease-stained soul of the Dreadnoks\u2014those gloriously unhinged biker thugs from the Joe universe. With four figures (Zartan, Ripper, Torch, Buzzer) and a tour bus straight out of a post-apocalyptic rock opera, this set is a 6-inch scale riot. This review will dissect every articulated joint, weathered paint app, and viper-coiled detail with the enthusiasm of a roadie at a heavy metal funeral. Let&#8217;s rev up and dive in.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-1d72dc5 e-con-full e-flex e-con e-child\" data-id=\"1d72dc5\" data-element_type=\"container\" data-e-type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-3b67c714 elementor-widget elementor-widget-image\" data-id=\"3b67c714\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"image.default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" width=\"700\" height=\"525\" src=\"https:\/\/fantasyactionfigures.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/IMG_2928.jpeg\" class=\"attachment-medium_large size-medium_large wp-image-6385\" alt=\"Front packaging for the Cold Slither action figure four pack including Zarana on the cover working the ticket booth.\" srcset=\"https:\/\/fantasyactionfigures.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/IMG_2928-300x225.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/fantasyactionfigures.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/IMG_2928.jpeg 700w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 700px) 100vw, 700px\" \/>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-1844d240 e-flex e-con-boxed e-con e-parent\" data-id=\"1844d240\" data-element_type=\"container\" data-e-type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-con-inner\">\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-57a1b168 e-con-full e-flex e-con e-child\" data-id=\"57a1b168\" data-element_type=\"container\" data-e-type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-8c137eb elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"8c137eb\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<h3 data-path-to-node=\"15\">Packaging: The Springfield Theater<\/h3><p data-path-to-node=\"16\">The presentation is a highlight for &#8220;Mint-on-Card&#8221; collectors. The box is a &#8220;commemorative tour&#8221; slipcase that slides off to reveal a diorama recreation of the <a href=\"https:\/\/popheist.com\/gi-joe-classified-cold-slither-set-review\"><b data-path-to-node=\"16\" data-index-in-node=\"160\">Springfield Theater<\/b><\/a> exterior. The weathered brick fa\u00e7ade is covered in Easter eggs, including posters for past and future performers in the Joe universe. When unfolded, the interior serves as a stage backdrop for the band, making the box itself a functional display piece.<\/p><p data-path-to-node=\"16\">Yes, that&#8217;s <a href=\"https:\/\/fantasyactionfigures.com\/g-i-joe-classified-monkeywrench-review-the-dreadnok-guide\"><strong>Monkeywrench<\/strong><\/a> scalping tickets in the artwork.\u00a0<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-51fb9002 e-con-full e-flex e-con e-child\" data-id=\"51fb9002\" data-element_type=\"container\" data-e-type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-1e6b6cb elementor-widget elementor-widget-image\" data-id=\"1e6b6cb\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"image.default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" width=\"700\" height=\"525\" src=\"https:\/\/fantasyactionfigures.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/IMG_2926.jpeg\" class=\"attachment-medium_large size-medium_large wp-image-6393\" alt=\"Back artwork of box featuring Monkeywrench as a ticket scalper.\" srcset=\"https:\/\/fantasyactionfigures.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/IMG_2926-300x225.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/fantasyactionfigures.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/IMG_2926.jpeg 700w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 700px) 100vw, 700px\" \/>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-1a8521e e-flex e-con-boxed e-con e-parent\" data-id=\"1a8521e\" data-element_type=\"container\" data-e-type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-con-inner\">\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-bf90b4d e-con-full e-flex e-con e-child\" data-id=\"bf90b4d\" data-element_type=\"container\" data-e-type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-a018e47 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"a018e47\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<h3 data-path-to-node=\"18\">Toy Photography and Display<\/h3><p data-path-to-node=\"19\">For photographers, this set is a dream. The figures feature <b data-path-to-node=\"19\" data-index-in-node=\"60\">20+ points of articulation<\/b>, including butterfly joints in the shoulders and double-jointed knees, which are essential for capturing Zartan mid-belt or Ripper shredding a solo.<\/p><ul data-path-to-node=\"20\"><li><p data-path-to-node=\"20,0,0\"><b data-path-to-node=\"20,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\">Pro-Tip:<\/b> Use purple and blue LED &#8220;pucks&#8221; to simulate the Springfield Theater stage lights. Because the costumes feature shiny spandex and metallic finishes, they react dynamically to high-contrast lighting.<\/p><\/li><li><p data-path-to-node=\"20,1,0\"><b data-path-to-node=\"20,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\">Shelf Synergy:<\/b> This set pairs perfectly with other &#8220;civilian&#8221; or undercover Joe figures like <b data-path-to-node=\"20,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"93\">Footloose<\/b> or <b data-path-to-node=\"20,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"106\">Shipwreck<\/b>, who were sent to monitor the crowds during the original operation.<\/p><\/li><\/ul>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-b7090a4 e-con-full e-flex e-con e-child\" data-id=\"b7090a4\" data-element_type=\"container\" data-e-type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-0c6221a elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"0c6221a\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<table data-path-to-node=\"21\"><thead><tr><td><strong>Feature<\/strong><\/td><td><strong>Specification<\/strong><\/td><\/tr><\/thead><tbody><tr><td><span data-path-to-node=\"21,1,0,0\"><b data-path-to-node=\"21,1,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\">Figure Count<\/b><\/span><\/td><td><span data-path-to-node=\"21,1,1,0\">4 (Zartan, Ripper, Buzzer, Torch)<\/span><\/td><\/tr><tr><td><span data-path-to-node=\"21,2,0,0\"><b data-path-to-node=\"21,2,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\">Total Accessories<\/b><\/span><\/td><td><span data-path-to-node=\"21,2,1,0\">29 Pieces<\/span><\/td><\/tr><tr><td><span data-path-to-node=\"21,3,0,0\"><b data-path-to-node=\"21,3,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\">Scale<\/b><\/span><\/td><td><span data-path-to-node=\"21,3,1,0\">6-Inch \/ 1:12<\/span><\/td><\/tr><tr><td><span data-path-to-node=\"21,4,0,0\"><b data-path-to-node=\"21,4,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\">Packaging<\/b><\/span><\/td><td><span data-path-to-node=\"21,4,1,0\">Springfield Theater Stage Diorama<\/span><\/td><\/tr><tr><td><span data-path-to-node=\"21,5,0,0\"><b data-path-to-node=\"21,5,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\">MSRP<\/b><\/span><\/td><td><span data-path-to-node=\"21,5,1,0\">~<strong>$124.99<\/strong> (Retail)<\/span><\/td><\/tr><\/tbody><\/table>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-e08c996 e-flex e-con-boxed e-con e-parent\" data-id=\"e08c996\" data-element_type=\"container\" data-e-type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-con-inner\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-b83dbda elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"b83dbda\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<h2 data-path-to-node=\"3\">The Lineup: Rock Stars of the Florida Everglades<\/h2><p data-path-to-node=\"4\">In the G.I. Joe Classified Series #163 boxed set, Hasbro has traded the Dreadnoks\u2019 traditional biker aesthetic for the neon-and-chrome stage outfits seen in the 1985 &#8220;Cold Slither&#8221; episode. These aren&#8217;t just repaints; they are specific character studies in 1\/12 scale performance art.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-1d7875de e-flex e-con-boxed e-con e-parent\" data-id=\"1d7875de\" data-element_type=\"container\" data-e-type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-con-inner\">\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-36240d8a e-con-full e-flex e-con e-child\" data-id=\"36240d8a\" data-element_type=\"container\" data-e-type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-6a279ee6 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"6a279ee6\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<h3 data-path-to-node=\"5\">Zartan: The Frontman<\/h3><p data-path-to-node=\"6\">Leading the pack is Zartan, the master of disguise turned lead singer. This figure captures the &#8220;Lizard King&#8221; vibe with a deco that leans into his theatrical nature.<\/p><ul data-path-to-node=\"7\"><li><p data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\"><b data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\">The Sculpt:<\/b> His face features a smirk that captures his manipulative charm. His stage outfit includes a vest with high-contrast detailing and pants designed to look like stage-worn leather.<\/p><\/li><li><p data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\"><b data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\">Articulation:<\/b> Like all Classified figures, he features a ball-jointed neck and torso, along with butterfly shoulders that allow him to grip his <b data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"144\">mic stand<\/b> or hold his <b data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"166\">bass guitar<\/b> in a natural, mid-performance pose.<\/p><\/li><li><p data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\"><b data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\">The Gear:<\/b> Forget the nunchucks\u2014this version comes with his signature <b data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"69\">Cold Slither bass<\/b>, a microphone with a removable stand, and a specialized strap.<\/p><\/li><\/ul>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-39c5831f e-con-full e-flex e-con e-child\" data-id=\"39c5831f\" data-element_type=\"container\" data-e-type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-bb3714 elementor-widget elementor-widget-image\" data-id=\"bb3714\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"image.default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"768\" height=\"768\" src=\"https:\/\/fantasyactionfigures.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/186E7BA0-21BC-4AF1-9AA2-D5C3680794BD-768x768.jpeg\" class=\"attachment-medium_large size-medium_large wp-image-6387\" alt=\"Zartan, vocals and lead guitarist of Cold Slither on stage under bright lights.\" srcset=\"https:\/\/fantasyactionfigures.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/186E7BA0-21BC-4AF1-9AA2-D5C3680794BD-150x150.jpeg 150w, https:\/\/fantasyactionfigures.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/186E7BA0-21BC-4AF1-9AA2-D5C3680794BD-300x300.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/fantasyactionfigures.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/186E7BA0-21BC-4AF1-9AA2-D5C3680794BD-768x768.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/fantasyactionfigures.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/186E7BA0-21BC-4AF1-9AA2-D5C3680794BD-600x600.jpeg 600w, https:\/\/fantasyactionfigures.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/186E7BA0-21BC-4AF1-9AA2-D5C3680794BD.jpeg 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 768px) 100vw, 768px\" \/>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-66521375 e-flex e-con-boxed e-con e-parent\" data-id=\"66521375\" data-element_type=\"container\" data-e-type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-con-inner\">\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-17aa4a8 e-con-full e-flex e-con e-child\" data-id=\"17aa4a8\" data-element_type=\"container\" data-e-type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-24a134bd elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"24a134bd\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<h3 data-path-to-node=\"8\">Ripper: The Shredding Specialist<\/h3><p data-path-to-node=\"9\">Ripper is usually known for tearing through metal, but here he\u2019s tearing through power chords.<\/p><ul data-path-to-node=\"10\"><li><p data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\"><b data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\">The Sculpt:<\/b> He retains his iconic mohawk and mirrored shades, but his torso is adorned with the blue-and-silver stage gear unique to the &#8220;Band of Vipers&#8221; tour.<\/p><\/li><li><p data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\"><b data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\">Articulation:<\/b> His double-jointed elbows and swivel wrists are essential for posing him with his fingers accurately placed on the fretboard of his <b data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"146\">electric guitar<\/b>.<\/p><\/li><li><p data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\"><b data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\">The Gear:<\/b> He comes equipped with a highly detailed <b data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"51\">guitar<\/b> and an instrument strap. There are no wrenches or heavy machinery here\u2014only the tools of a rock legend.<\/p><\/li><\/ul>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-6a0945c7 e-con-full e-flex e-con e-child\" data-id=\"6a0945c7\" data-element_type=\"container\" data-e-type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-3df0c5bf elementor-widget elementor-widget-image\" data-id=\"3df0c5bf\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"image.default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"768\" height=\"768\" src=\"https:\/\/fantasyactionfigures.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/BDD74C2E-74FF-4947-ADC1-15F8AEB48D45-768x768.png\" class=\"attachment-medium_large size-medium_large wp-image-6390\" alt=\"Ripper, the guitarist of Cold Slither on stage under bright lights.\" srcset=\"https:\/\/fantasyactionfigures.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/BDD74C2E-74FF-4947-ADC1-15F8AEB48D45-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/fantasyactionfigures.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/BDD74C2E-74FF-4947-ADC1-15F8AEB48D45-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/fantasyactionfigures.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/BDD74C2E-74FF-4947-ADC1-15F8AEB48D45-768x768.png 768w, https:\/\/fantasyactionfigures.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/BDD74C2E-74FF-4947-ADC1-15F8AEB48D45-600x600.png 600w, https:\/\/fantasyactionfigures.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/BDD74C2E-74FF-4947-ADC1-15F8AEB48D45.png 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 768px) 100vw, 768px\" \/>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-1ad51d6b e-flex e-con-boxed e-con e-parent\" data-id=\"1ad51d6b\" data-element_type=\"container\" data-e-type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-con-inner\">\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-147f9d7d e-con-full e-flex e-con e-child\" data-id=\"147f9d7d\" data-element_type=\"container\" data-e-type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-3a4b8dda elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"3a4b8dda\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<h3 data-path-to-node=\"11\">Torch: The Rhythm Renegade<\/h3><p data-path-to-node=\"12\">Torch might be a pyromaniac, but for this set, his &#8220;fire&#8221; is strictly musical.<\/p><ul data-path-to-node=\"13\"><li><p data-path-to-node=\"13,0,0\"><b data-path-to-node=\"13,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\">The Sculpt:<\/b> His head sculpt captures his wild-eyed enthusiasm, now framed by the vibrant colors of his concert attire. The paint apps on his boots and vest feature a metallic sheen that pops under LED shelf lighting.<\/p><\/li><li><p data-path-to-node=\"13,1,0\"><b data-path-to-node=\"13,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\">Articulation:<\/b> Hinged ankles and a swivel waist allow for wide, &#8220;rock god&#8221; power stances.<\/p><\/li><li><p data-path-to-node=\"13,2,0\"><b data-path-to-node=\"13,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\">The Gear:<\/b> While the original article mentioned a flamethrower, this set factually includes his <b data-path-to-node=\"13,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"95\"><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Keytar\">keytar<\/a>\/synthesizer<\/b>. It is a unique accessory in the Classified line, perfectly replicating the synth-heavy sound of the 1985 episode.<\/p><\/li><\/ul>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-648eda7 e-con-full e-flex e-con e-child\" data-id=\"648eda7\" data-element_type=\"container\" data-e-type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-267913ac elementor-widget elementor-widget-image\" data-id=\"267913ac\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"image.default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"768\" height=\"768\" src=\"https:\/\/fantasyactionfigures.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/73DE9DDD-72D2-49FA-A3AB-607A3CE9CAC5-768x768.png\" class=\"attachment-medium_large size-medium_large wp-image-6391\" alt=\"Torch from Cold Slither live on stage under bright lights.\" srcset=\"https:\/\/fantasyactionfigures.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/73DE9DDD-72D2-49FA-A3AB-607A3CE9CAC5-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/fantasyactionfigures.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/73DE9DDD-72D2-49FA-A3AB-607A3CE9CAC5-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/fantasyactionfigures.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/73DE9DDD-72D2-49FA-A3AB-607A3CE9CAC5-768x768.png 768w, https:\/\/fantasyactionfigures.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/73DE9DDD-72D2-49FA-A3AB-607A3CE9CAC5-600x600.png 600w, https:\/\/fantasyactionfigures.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/73DE9DDD-72D2-49FA-A3AB-607A3CE9CAC5.png 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 768px) 100vw, 768px\" \/>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-3aa80216 e-flex e-con-boxed e-con e-parent\" data-id=\"3aa80216\" data-element_type=\"container\" data-e-type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-con-inner\">\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-7ba7aeab e-con-full e-flex e-con e-child\" data-id=\"7ba7aeab\" data-element_type=\"container\" data-e-type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-6ca36346 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"6ca36346\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<h3 data-path-to-node=\"14\">Buzzer: The Percussive Powerhouse<\/h3><p data-path-to-node=\"15\">Often omitted in smaller sets, Buzzer is a core component of this four-pack, serving as the band\u2019s drummer.<\/p><ul data-path-to-node=\"16\"><li><p data-path-to-node=\"16,0,0\"><b data-path-to-node=\"16,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\">The Sculpt:<\/b> Buzzer\u2019s look is pure 80s punk rock. His sculpt includes his trademark ponytail and glasses, but his expression is one of manic musical energy.<\/p><\/li><li><p data-path-to-node=\"16,1,0\"><b data-path-to-node=\"16,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\">Articulation:<\/b> His range of motion is specifically suited for his role behind the kit. The ab-crunch and arm articulation allow him to reach every part of his drum set.<\/p><\/li><li><p data-path-to-node=\"16,2,0\"><b data-path-to-node=\"16,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\">The Gear:<\/b> Buzzer features the most impressive accessory loadout in the set: a <b data-path-to-node=\"16,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"78\">full drum kit<\/b>. This includes a bass drum, snare, toms, cymbals with individual stands, a drum throne (stool), and a pair of drumsticks.<\/p><\/li><\/ul>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-ba75955 e-con-full e-flex e-con e-child\" data-id=\"ba75955\" data-element_type=\"container\" data-e-type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-521e7cff elementor-widget elementor-widget-image\" data-id=\"521e7cff\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"image.default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"768\" height=\"768\" src=\"https:\/\/fantasyactionfigures.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/8CC534D1-71B9-4B62-AE3F-299830239433-768x768.png\" class=\"attachment-medium_large size-medium_large wp-image-6389\" alt=\"Buzzer, the drummer of Cold Slither on stage with pyro.\" srcset=\"https:\/\/fantasyactionfigures.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/8CC534D1-71B9-4B62-AE3F-299830239433-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/fantasyactionfigures.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/8CC534D1-71B9-4B62-AE3F-299830239433-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/fantasyactionfigures.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/8CC534D1-71B9-4B62-AE3F-299830239433-768x768.png 768w, https:\/\/fantasyactionfigures.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/8CC534D1-71B9-4B62-AE3F-299830239433-600x600.png 600w, https:\/\/fantasyactionfigures.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/8CC534D1-71B9-4B62-AE3F-299830239433.png 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 768px) 100vw, 768px\" \/>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-44347f19 e-flex e-con-boxed e-con e-parent\" data-id=\"44347f19\" data-element_type=\"container\" data-e-type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-con-inner\">\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-29fc5e70 e-con-full e-flex e-con e-child\" data-id=\"29fc5e70\" data-element_type=\"container\" data-e-type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-748a4861 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"748a4861\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<h2 data-path-to-node=\"18\">Play Value and Shelf Synergy<\/h2><p data-path-to-node=\"19\">This set is built for diorama enthusiasts. The &#8220;Play Value&#8221; doesn&#8217;t come from rolling a bus across the floor, but from the <b data-path-to-node=\"19\" data-index-in-node=\"123\">Springfield Theater<\/b> diorama included in the packaging.<\/p><ul data-path-to-node=\"20\"><li><p data-path-to-node=\"20,0,0\"><b data-path-to-node=\"20,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\">The Stage Setup:<\/b> By unfolding the box, you create a dedicated performance space. The 29 included accessories\u2014from the mic stands to the drum kit\u2014allow you to recreate the exact moment Cobra attempted to brainwash the youth of America.<\/p><\/li><li><p data-path-to-node=\"20,1,0\"><b data-path-to-node=\"20,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\">Collector Integration:<\/b> This set pairs perfectly with the <b data-path-to-node=\"20,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"57\">Classified Series Footloose<\/b> or <b data-path-to-node=\"20,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"88\">Shipwreck<\/b>, as they were the Joes tasked with infiltrating the concert grounds.<\/p><\/li><\/ul>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-7fef645e e-con-full e-flex e-con e-child\" data-id=\"7fef645e\" data-element_type=\"container\" data-e-type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-630c36ba elementor-widget elementor-widget-image\" data-id=\"630c36ba\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"image.default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"768\" height=\"575\" src=\"https:\/\/fantasyactionfigures.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/69A84C44-2950-4C45-8132-69E3615A137B-768x575.png\" class=\"attachment-medium_large size-medium_large wp-image-6382\" alt=\"Cold Slither backstage including Torch, Buzzer, Zartan, and Ripper.\" srcset=\"https:\/\/fantasyactionfigures.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/69A84C44-2950-4C45-8132-69E3615A137B-300x225.png 300w, https:\/\/fantasyactionfigures.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/69A84C44-2950-4C45-8132-69E3615A137B-768x575.png 768w, https:\/\/fantasyactionfigures.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/69A84C44-2950-4C45-8132-69E3615A137B.png 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 768px) 100vw, 768px\" \/>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-24f36e2 e-flex e-con-boxed e-con e-parent\" data-id=\"24f36e2\" data-element_type=\"container\" data-e-type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-con-inner\">\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-607d4c8 e-con-full e-flex e-con e-child\" data-id=\"607d4c8\" data-element_type=\"container\" data-e-type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-aee7ed9 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"aee7ed9\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<h2 data-path-to-node=\"22\">Pricing and Quality<\/h2><p data-path-to-node=\"23\">At a retail price of approximately <b data-path-to-node=\"23\" data-index-in-node=\"35\">$124.99<\/b>, this is a premium &#8220;Convention-style&#8221; set. It is important to note:<\/p><ol start=\"1\" data-path-to-node=\"24\"><li><p data-path-to-node=\"24,0,0\"><b data-path-to-node=\"24,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\">No Vehicle:<\/b> There is no &#8220;Cold Slither Bus&#8221; included in this release. The box itself serves as the backdrop\/environment.<\/p><\/li><li><p data-path-to-node=\"24,1,0\"><b data-path-to-node=\"24,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\">Scale:<\/b> These are 6-inch scale figures. They are compatible with the entire Classified Series but will tower over vintage 3.75-inch collections.<\/p><\/li><li><p data-path-to-node=\"24,2,0\"><b data-path-to-node=\"24,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\">Accessories:<\/b> All 29 accessories are musical or stage-related. You won&#8217;t find the Dreadnoks&#8217; standard chainsaws or rifles in this specific &#8220;Band of Vipers Tour&#8221; box.<\/p><\/li><\/ol>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-ea564cd e-con-full e-flex e-con e-child\" data-id=\"ea564cd\" data-element_type=\"container\" data-e-type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-ac1052c elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"ac1052c\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<blockquote data-path-to-node=\"6\"><p data-path-to-node=\"6,0\"><b data-path-to-node=\"6,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\">Collector\u2019s Note:<\/b> Footloose\u2019s calm, &#8220;zen-like&#8221; demeanor made him the perfect choice to observe the chaos of a brainwashed crowd. If you want to see how this pacifist soldier handles the front lines when he isn&#8217;t fighting off Dreadnok rock-and-roll, check out our <a href=\"https:\/\/fantasyactionfigures.com\/g-i-joe-classifeid-footloose-156-review\"><strong>G.I. Joe Classified Footloose Figure Review and Lore Guide<\/strong><\/a>.<\/p><\/blockquote><p data-path-to-node=\"7\">\u00a0<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-6d2f3588 e-flex e-con-boxed e-con e-parent\" data-id=\"6d2f3588\" data-element_type=\"container\" data-e-type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-con-inner\">\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-4ee4bb23 e-con-full e-flex e-con e-child\" data-id=\"4ee4bb23\" data-element_type=\"container\" data-e-type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-23fe2e33 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"23fe2e33\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<h2 data-path-to-node=\"25\">Why It Slaps: The Verdict<\/h2><p data-path-to-node=\"26\">Hasbro has created a &#8220;toy theater&#8221; experience. These figures are character studies\u2014Zartan\u2019s ego, Ripper\u2019s aggression, Torch\u2019s intensity, and Buzzer\u2019s chaos\u2014all channeled through a musical lens. The paint is museum-quality, capturing the specific textures of 80s stage costumes. While it\u2019s a significant investment, for the fan of the Sunbow cartoon, it is the definitive way to own a piece of G.I. Joe history.<\/p><h3 data-path-to-node=\"2\">A Platinum Hit for the Viper Pit<\/h3><p data-path-to-node=\"3\">The <b data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"4\">G.I. Joe Classified Series #163 Cold Slither<\/b> set is more than just a collection of plastic; it\u2019s a high-fidelity tribute to a moment when <i data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"142\">G.I. Joe<\/i> dared to be weird. By accurately recreating the &#8220;Band of Vipers&#8221; with their 29 accessories\u2014ranging from Zartan\u2019s mic to Buzzer\u2019s complete drum kit\u2014<a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Hasbro\"><strong>Hasbro<\/strong><\/a> has captured the spirit of that 1985 mind-control plot. When you pose these figures in the included Springfield Theater diorama, you can almost hear the snarling chorus of <i data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"477\">&#8220;We\u2019re the guys who\u2019ll make you shiver!&#8221;<\/i> echoing through your display shelf. <b data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"><\/b><\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-2f365e84 e-con-full e-flex e-con e-child\" data-id=\"2f365e84\" data-element_type=\"container\" data-e-type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-61b9d517 elementor-widget elementor-widget-image\" data-id=\"61b9d517\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"image.default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"768\" height=\"768\" src=\"https:\/\/fantasyactionfigures.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/FC639F47-A6E5-4922-91A3-56528AA0C433-768x768.png\" class=\"attachment-medium_large size-medium_large wp-image-6398\" alt=\"Cold Slither live in concert in front of a roaring crowd.\" srcset=\"https:\/\/fantasyactionfigures.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/FC639F47-A6E5-4922-91A3-56528AA0C433-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/fantasyactionfigures.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/FC639F47-A6E5-4922-91A3-56528AA0C433-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/fantasyactionfigures.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/FC639F47-A6E5-4922-91A3-56528AA0C433-768x768.png 768w, https:\/\/fantasyactionfigures.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/FC639F47-A6E5-4922-91A3-56528AA0C433-600x600.png 600w, https:\/\/fantasyactionfigures.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/FC639F47-A6E5-4922-91A3-56528AA0C433.png 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 768px) 100vw, 768px\" \/>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-1b20507 e-flex e-con-boxed e-con e-parent\" data-id=\"1b20507\" data-element_type=\"container\" data-e-type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-con-inner\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-88af275 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"88af275\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p data-path-to-node=\"3\">While the set leaves the fictional &#8220;tour bus&#8221; behind, it delivers a &#8220;Total Control&#8221; experience for the collector. Whether you\u2019re a fan of the Dreadnoks&#8217; chaotic energy or a seeker of 80s nostalgia, this set proves that while Cobra\u2019s schemes might fail, their style is eternal. 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